The Grotty Face - plus some trivia

So why the grotty face? Well, its the traffic. The motor scooter is only a new addition to Hanoi roads. But is has taken off like hot cakes. The amount of polution that shoots out of exhaust pipes, in ANY small stretch of road, is enough to make John West reject a DECADES worth of profits.

There is one particualr make of motor scooter. I like it the best, its very offensive. The exhaustpipe is angled in such a way, that were you to be behind it about 3 metres.. then it can shoot a hot jet of carbon monoxide straight up your nostrils.

When I lived in the city, I used to feel shell-shocked when I got home from work. The sound of 100 motor scooters revving off when the lights go green, is like a cloud of gargantuan bees trying to get honey out of your head.

Theres a lot of dust about ... you need to clean your face twice at night to get the grot and carbon out.. other wise you look like me in this pic.. or worse. Perhaps shoud make it a photgrahic study? please give your comments on that..

Oh yeah.. point of trivia... The dogs in my village do the HUGGEST turds I have EVER seen! Bigger than ANYTHING I have seen produced from a human backside.. They are like great long black hairy cucumbers. I only ever see them in the morning.. on my way to work. Perhaps there is some beast of folklore, which comes at night, when all are sleeping, to lay his evil cable upun the moonlit alleyway...and in the morning, hushed and fearful villagers clear away the dreadful reminders of its foul deed.. and dietry habits.. Maybe THAT should be my photograhic study? To catch this creature on film, and bring it to the world.. like the movie bloke did with King Kong. Guns didnt kill this beast! CONSTIPATION killed the beast.

I'd like your vote.. in the comments. Who votes for the grotty face study? and whos up for the Cable-Laying Cucumber Beast pic?